We Hit A Snag

The old adage, "too good to be true," has crapped over TJR. We just signed our contract for the show, we are ready to start building the show and Lee just lost his last baby tooth! Things were going well and I say were because Mike was arrested earlier today on charges for an illegal sock puppet fighting ring. Mike has been accused of wearing socks, drowning them in the washing machine and then burning the carcasses in the drier, and some other unmentionable acts. Mike has denied the charges and I for one believe him. I've never seen Mike were socks, he usually goes barefoot, in fact, the bottoms of his feet are jet black. So in the mean time we're hanging in there and waiting to see what will happen next. So give a hoot and write your congress man or woman to free Micheal T. Bischofsky!