I've heard some rumors that our show has been written by highly intelligent bears that were genetically engineered by the government for an operation entitled: Laugh It Up Fuzz Ball (LIUFB). But that of course isn't the case. Our show was written by their lesser Soviet counterparts, donkeys.
However, because neither bears nor donkeys have opposable thumbs, we, your fellow bipedal humans, will be performing the show for your amusement. So until opening night comes, keep checking our Facebook and MySpace pages for updates and videos as well as this fantastic blog! And buy a track jacket of your own!